fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:
My Colonial and Revolutionary America class loves to debunk Disney. I love pointing out inaccuracies almost as much as I love actually watching the movies.
The pleasure of all reading is doubled when one lives with another who shares the same books.
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| — | Katherine Mansfield (via doubledaybooks) |
Gawd, I’ve missed Tumblr
My computer doesn’t work any more, so my interwebs time has been limited, so I haven’t been checking tumblr. And I miss it. Luckily it got dead in the lab tonight so I can check it. I LOVE YOU ALL!
“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.” — Chuck Palahniuk, Diary. Today is Chuck’s 50th Birthday.
Why Raffi is Forever My Favorite TV Character
Ruxin: What are you doing?
Raffi: You had a stroke, okay? So it's time to die. Great news, your dick still works.
Ruxin: What?
Raffi: I harvested a bunch of your sperm so you're gonna live forever.
Ruzin: How?!
Raffi: How? I jerked you off.
Ruxin: You're the Angel of Death.
Raffi: No, I'm the Angel of Murder.
(Smothering Ruxin with a pillow)
Ruxin: I don't want to die.
Raffi: Hey man, stop hitting me. I'm trying to kill you.
Ruxin: What was that that I felt?!
Raffi: It was a murder boner! What do you think it is?!
